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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2014 13:50:09 GMT -5
- Shortly after he becomes an adult, you throw your eldest son out of the house and replace him with Robert Wightman -You name your dog "Reckless" but it doesn't stop there...after a few years, your bring your male dog to the vet and the vet gives him a gender change so he becomes female.
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Post by JeriJet on Nov 1, 2014 17:22:02 GMT -5
- Shortly after he becomes an adult, you throw your eldest son out of the house and replace him with Robert Wightman -You name your dog "Reckless" but it doesn't stop there...after a few years, your bring your male dog to the vet and the vet gives him a gender change so he becomes female. Possibly your best yet ... thanks for keeping me laughing.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2014 18:25:09 GMT -5
- Shortly after he becomes an adult, you throw your eldest son out of the house and replace him with Robert Wightman -You name your dog "Reckless" but it doesn't stop there...after a few years, your bring your male dog to the vet and the vet gives him a gender change so he becomes female. Possibly your best yet ... thanks for keeping me laughing. Thanks. But I thought it was too weird to be funny.
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Post by nedandres on Nov 5, 2014 21:15:06 GMT -5
Dowsee, that is fall-over hilarious. Absolutely love that. Thanks for a GOOD laugh.
Jeri, guinea pig IS the recipe. The main course, not used in anything else to my knowledge, other than occasionally in soup. My mother-in-law roasts them over a fire sometimes or oven bakes them. Other people fry them, but the skin is a bit greasy and that sensation is intensified when fried. I can't really say that they taste like anything in particular, but have their own distinctive flavor. And no, they do NOT taste like chicken (unlike the grubs in "The Lion King")!
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Post by Kathy Lee on Nov 6, 2014 10:35:44 GMT -5
When someone says, "John Boy, here's a dollar for gas." You instantly reinact complete scenes from "The Homecoming."
"John Boy, I want you to go see if you can find Charlie Snead." "He was down at Ike's a while ago." "You ask him to drive you over to Charlottlesville. Here's a dollar for the gas."
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Post by Uncle Coaster on Nov 6, 2014 11:19:08 GMT -5
Every time you get out of your car to pump gas you say to yourself, "Gotsta have some gaaaassss."
You hand your mother a drink and nervously whisper to her, "It's eggnog, Mama." (my mom hates when I do this, btw)
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Post by JeriJet on Nov 6, 2014 11:59:13 GMT -5
Dowsee, that is fall-over hilarious. Absolutely love that. Thanks for a GOOD laugh. Jeri, guinea pig IS the recipe. The main course, not used in anything else to my knowledge, other than occasionally in soup. My mother-in-law roasts them over a fire sometimes or oven bakes them. Other people fry them, but the skin is a bit greasy and that sensation is intensified when fried. I can't really say that they taste like anything in particular, but have their own distinctive flavor. And no, they do NOT taste like chicken (unlike the grubs in "The Lion King")! Thanks, Ned.... couldn't "go there" !!! Over the last several years, maybe ten, I'm getting closer and closer to becoming a vegetarian.... odd -- nothing/no-one suggested this to me, I just started having visions of the animals whenever I have meat.... and began to feel sorry for eating them.... "God's creatures" I guess.... It began with not being able to eat anything that actually looked like the animal, or animal parts (stuff like chop meat was no problem).... but it grew from there, and now I hardly ever consume meat, not even fish.... about the only time I do is when I'm over a friend's house or out in a restaurant which specializes in certain meat dishes.
I mostly wish this hadn't happened to me !!
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Post by RebeccaLee on Nov 6, 2014 15:38:40 GMT -5
20 signs you're addicted to The Waltons: Keep coming here to chat with ya'll! L :DVE YA!
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Post by emeraldcity31 on Nov 6, 2014 19:54:00 GMT -5
Named my old dog (who lived to be almost 17) Zeb. My kitchen looks like the Walton's kitchen. I even have an old cast iron cookstove like theirs. Our barn looks like Ike Godsey's Store. I have an old washtub like my avatar on our camp porch. I find myself secretly asking the question "What would Olivia do?" I catch myself acting like Grandma(lol)
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Post by awesomemixtape10 on Nov 6, 2014 20:21:47 GMT -5
I call people "BOY" a lot.
Does that count?
people don't seem to like it when I do that for some reason.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2014 20:35:18 GMT -5
I call people "BOY" a lot. Does that count? people don't seem to like it when I do that for some reason. Especially when you say it to all the girls on the swim team in your local community centre.
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Post by carol on Nov 7, 2014 14:51:58 GMT -5
You expect strange things to happen in the house when your daughter turns 13.
You yell SUPPAH! to get everyone to the table for the evening meal.
You insist that your husband wear long johns to bed.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2014 16:16:10 GMT -5
You expect strange things to happen in the house when your daughter turns 13. You yell SUPPAH! to get everyone to the table for the evening meal. You insist that your husband wear long johns to bed. Can you imagine cuddling up to a man wearing long johns? Blech
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Post by JeriJet on Nov 7, 2014 18:11:48 GMT -5
You expect strange things to happen in the house when your daughter turns 13. You yell SUPPAH! to get everyone to the table for the evening meal. You insist that your husband wear long johns to bed. Can you imagine cuddling up to a man wearing long johns? Blech The forum has been down this road before !! .... clean, soft and cuddly long-johns can be extremely fun to snuggle up to, and quite manly (depending on the man wearing them of course) .... Olivia certainly had no problem....
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Post by clyde on Nov 8, 2014 11:11:55 GMT -5
You are a Waltons addict when you have seen certain episodes so many times you find yourself reciting the dialogue with (or before) the characters.
JeriJet there were some scenes of John in those long johns which were quite manly indeed!
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